Saturday, April 02, 2005

Morte d'Artur - for Miriel

This was written on-line. I admit that Mallory might have done something similar, but it wasn't as good

so all day long the noise of battle rolled
among the mountains and the western sea
until the bell for evening supper tolled
and each side had thrashed the other utterly
and looking round, SirOracle the bold
said - sire, there's no-one left but you and me
and i'm willing to lay a million to a fiver
that except from us there isn't one survivor

quite likely - answered arthur - and i'm sure
that i have been so wounded by these swine
tomorrow will discover there's one fewer
so i prithee take me to yon lonely shrine
where i may rest and die - there is no cure
for men with sixty-seven wounds like mine
So SirOracle did strenuously grapple
and dragged the old fart to a nearby chapel
SirOracle .
there set him down and by him burned the flame
his sword Excalibur with its massive hilt
all knobbly with gems that never came
from mortal mines, and it blade inlaid with guilt
i meant gilt of course but who the fuck's to blame
still dabbled with the blood the king had spilt
which touching, arthur said, SirOracle you hear
go chuck this fucking sword into the mere
SirOracle .
SirOracle sprang back like one distraught
like a snail that's been tapped upon the shell
was this the useless twat for whom he'd fought
a man who'd chuck his fortune down a well?
surely he must have dreamed it, he thought
had the king really spoken - was it possible
to give the words he thought he'd heard much credit?
And yet the king undoubtedly had said it
SirOracle .
bearing the brand across the rocks he went
and now and then a hot impatient word
he spoke, because of his inner argument
"Oh, shit" he said "this is one nifty sword
just the right kind of accoutrement
i've always fancied but could not afford
this lovely weapon, this incomparable Excalibur
would really suit an old knight of my calibre
SirOracle .
so, having safely stashed away the sword
and marked the place he hid it with some stones
SirOracle came back to his leige lord
and with a studied nonchalance in his tones
said - right i threw it overboard
but Arthur only greeted him with groans
SirOracle, he said, i might be dying
but i've always been able to tell when you are lying
SirOracle .
once more i must insist you do the job
go get my sword and throw it in the mere
don't hang about. Just grab the thing and lob
for all you're worth, or when you get back here
i must put a rhyming dictionary on my christmas list
the chances are you'll find that i'm a stiff
whereat the humilated SirOracle
Said - yes sire - and broke into an ugly sob
that would make you puke - and went to do the job.
SirOracle .
but as he walked his inner voice did say
i know Christ said stuff about rendering to Caesar
but he said nothing about throwing stuff away
when you're asked to do so by some delirious old geezer
you don't get swords like this one every day
jools are workmanship as fine as these are
should surely end up in some museum
where kids one day can come and see 'em.
SirOracle .
It is nothing that i'm proud of to fool my king
I look at it as humouring his caprice
but if i tell him that i slung the thing
and he thinks that it's true, he dies in peace
then all the poets who write about this will sing
unless they are a bunch of stupid geese
my praises as the knight who lied to save
this precious weapon from a watery grave
SirOracle .
i'm particularly pleased with that last verse
but if i don't have a pee i'll maybe burst
SirOracle .
where was I? oh yes. he reached the shore
and hung about until a while had passed
of course he didn't get the sword out of its lair
then to his anxious monarch hurried fast
and putting on what he thought was a candid air
told the old king that the deed was done at last
but Arthur wasn't fooled by any means
he said - go and tell that to the marines
SirOracle .
SirOracle this conduct won't enhance
your reputation as a man of honour
if you had dared to lead me such a dance
and week ago, by now you'd be a goner
look here - i'll give you one more chance
and if you don't do it this time I swear on our
- er that table thingy that happened to be round
i'll get so cross i'll smash you to the ground
SirOracle .
So SirOracle got Excalibur and with a mighty sweep
chucked it into the water as he had been bade
which is careless english but I'm bored
but not so much as you are - anyway, an arm
came out of the water in samite clad
what the fuck is samite? oh never mind
and grabbed the sword and drew it to the deep
and everything was still. SirOracle said "Fuck me
I never anticipated that was what I'd see"
SirOracle .
what follows after this - even thought my trade is
romantic verse - is quite beyond my lay
a speedboat came along with a bunch of ladies
singing and carrying on - they took the king away
it bores the arse off me. they took him to Hades
or someplace else. Let it suffice to say
that in the final act our old friend Mallory
was obviously playing to the gallery.
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In Which MedievlMn smites SirOracle Hip and Thigh

Session Start: Wed Jul 09 23:43:24 2003
MedievlMn Up to your pesky ways, eh?
SirOracle Didn't you agree?
MedievlMn With what?
SirOracle With what I just said.
MedievlMn Sorry, I see no entries in #Theology, if you refer to that room.
SirOracle Why are you polling me then?
MedievlMn I see you entered and re-entered #Theology. Obsessed are you?
SirOracle I just posted the following in #theology
SirOracle 23:37] * Now talking in #Theology
SirOracle [23:39] SirOracle Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief he will be satisfied with bad ones.
SirOracle [23:41] * You were kicked from #Theology by Dove-Cat (Dove-Cat)
MedievlMn Who is the arbiter of what is "good" and what is "bad" beliefs within the spiritual realm? or good and bad grounds?who decides?
SirOracle In the context of the remark, the standards of belief referred to are absolute. It's a generalisation.
MedievlMn Is there an accreditation panel somewhere with some authority to decree what grounds are good and what grounds are bad, when it comes to the spiritual realm? I would suppose that one cult would deem that those who belief something apart from their credo, do so on "bad" grounds.
SirOracle It isn't possible to communicate without accepting that words have an absolute meaning, common to all. As defined in the dictionary for example.
MedievlMn Wouldn't the quality of grounds depend on whose ox is being..uh, worshipped?My point is, your quote, if it is a quote, presumes there is some absolute definition to what good and bad grounds are for believing tenest of religious faith.there is notI may believe the Bible to be good grounds for belief.someone else has another Holy book and calls my grounds bad.
SirOracle Yes it is a quotation. Bertrand Russell
MedievlMn ah,..the infamous skeptic.
SirOracle it is from "An Outline of Intellectual Rubbish".
MedievlMn Then all becomes clear: M. Russell did not recognize and "good" grounds for religious belief.any, that isHis idea of good grounds would be scientific proof of God, that is, a God seed grow in a petrie dish. But good grounds and bad grounds for religious belief cannot be chosen exclusively by skeptics.
SirOracle You have a penchant for negative statements.
MedievlMn the reason is simple: no one knows what is in the spiritual realm, not believers nor skeptics. The believers believe something is there, but their knowledge is through a glass darkly. Skeptics do not even have the dark glass to peer through and can say nothing on the subject.I don't waste time listening to people who pontificate on subjects on which they cannot have any knowledge. Skeptics, by definition, cannot have any knowledge about God, so why listen to them on the subject?
SirOracle I would think because of tolerance, open-mindedness, curiosity about why others believe something different from the things that we believe and the overriding knowledge that we are fallible.
MedievlMn Tolerance and open-mindedness are not the sole franchise of the skeptic and anti-religionist.many (of faith) have not bowed the knee to Baal in that regard. There is no earthly transcendence, only agendae.
MedievlMn Has Mensa welcomed you back into the fold, and if not, do you dun them daily as you do us non-improved sort of Christian?Have you offered to improve them, if they will only believe in you?Can you save us all?..with your wealth, social prominence and IQ?
SirOracle I do not understand what you mean by the first three remarks. The others are meaningless because of the presumption of paradigms.
MedievlMn Are they also unable to be "improved" by your glorious presence?
MedievlMn presumption of paradigms?
MedievlMn What I presume about you is exactly what you've told me.Have the mensa people forgiven you and now want your prodigious mind in their midst? I like "presumption of paradigms." can I write that down?
SirOracle Also meaningless. I'm sorry about that. Others people have patterns of behaviour which are motivated by their essential being. It seems to others that they are doing the one-and-only thing that they can do - the same as it seems to ourselves. It is a mistake to believe that they are acting arbitrarily.
MedievlMn how about a pair of parsimonious paradigmatic presumptions?
SirOracle how about considering what I just said?
MedievlMn You bet your assonace I like that (alliteration didn't have the joke intact).What you said was too stilted and tortured to read with any ease.
SirOracle If you can't understand it say so. You get a little hebephrenic when flustered.
MedievlMn Understanding isn't the point. You may think you write with clarity and explicitness...you are wrong. sorry..
SirOracle Other people disagree.
MedievlMn You write with laboriuos prose, seemingly to clean out your cluttered brain from words that never were meant to appear in the same sentance.
SirOracle sentence
MedievlMn How many "others" are there?oh,..are we going back to challenging typos?I thought you wanted to skip all that posing.
SirOracle In the course of my 67 years of life, many - the 'a' is not a typo for the 'e'
MedievlMn right.67?you think 67 is "more than twice my age"? was that banal comment just a veiled insult, meaning to consign me to the ranks of callow youth who cannot spell sentence?
SirOracle Yes. I was one of the original members of Mensa. Yes, from your conduct I would say that 67 was approximately twice your age.
MedievlMn good one.I am beneath you in age and in all earhly lore and knowledge. right?
SirOracle There's no insult intended. Insults are worthless if they are inaccurate anyway.
MedievlMn Yours was. But you haven't answered: has mensa forgiven you and ready to wrap the toga of elitist brainpower back around your neck? Are you a member in good standing in their rooms again?Surely, a superior being such as yourself has found the way to coexist with your fellow super-brains? Are you back in the uh, brain trust?
SirOracle I refer you to what I said before about presumption of paradigms.
MedievlMn ah,.. that clears it up. You clarifier, you.
SirOracle If you rephrase what you said without the inbuilt presumptions of patterns of behaviour, then I can answer.
MedievlMn Oh, I bet you could answer anyway, with a yes or no. now couldn't you?is that a toughie?
SirOracle In a sensible debate there have to be some rules. Begging questions are unanswerable. You can't ask questions such as, "Have you left off beating your wife?"
MedievlMn There worst part about bantering with you, Oracle, is that you have no wit, no elan...if only you would substitute a paradigm or two with a good snappy reposte that would wither me...that I would love,..but no.
SirOracle You don't understand what I say.
MedievlMn You keep saying that.
SirOracle But if you made relevant responses, I would stop saying it.
MedievlMn Do you understand my question: has mensa lifted their ban on you? go ahead...take a shot at that.
MedievlMn try..
MedievlMn why do you resist that question?
MedievlMn It's easy: yes or no.
SirOracle No. I have been perpetually banned since February, last year. I have not done anything in that time that was intended to cause them to unban me.
MedievlMn You are then...unjustly accused, as usual, eh?
SirOracle A clear, definitive sentence. Right?
MedievlMn persecuted again with no basis?
SirOracle No, I am justly accused, that is their standpoint.
MedievlMn gotaa take my constitutional with wife and dashhound..
MedievlMn be back sometime
SirOracle Goodbye, then

interval

MedievlMn You still there?
MedievlMn Tell me: here is a clear question: what do you want? More specifically, what do you want of the mensas and from us in these particular Christian rooms, and of me, who cannot be improved?
MedievlMn What is it...you clamor for, andd, seemingly, cannot achieve?
MedievlMn -d
MedievlMn What is your purpose? What are we lacking? What, as I said, do you want?
MedievlMn Do you want us to die?
MedievlMn Do you want us to accept you wholeheartedly, with all of your pompous blather about wealth and station and IQ?
MedievlMn Do you want us to recant our credo and cleave to yours?
MedievlMn and if so, what is your statement?
MedievlMn Do you want us to ignore you, or befriend you, or merely tolerate you?
MedievlMn What, Sir Oracle of the upperclass, do you want?
MedievlMn Do we even have what you want and seek, and if not, why do you keep returning, in that we are beneath you and non-improveable?
MedievlMn If we indeed do have what you want, then, I for one confess, I don't what it is. What - under heaven - do you want?
SirOracle Sorry I didn't see you there. It's nearly 2am. I'll consider what you say and answer tomorrow.
Session Close:

Session Start:
Session Ident: medievlmn
SirOracle Would you like to do battle with me in private?
MedievlMn what kind of battle?
SirOracle We have differences. I'm willing to defend my views.
MedievlMn Your views are of chasmous disinterest to me...why would I ever want to debate about that?
MedievlMn and..
SirOracle It seems that you are no longer willing to engage me in public. You take flight.
MedievlMn don't kid yourself..
MedievlMn remember..I've seen your prose.
SirOracle I'm not. I've seen you hide
MedievlMn You don't exactly wow me with your rapier wit.
MedievlMn how about now?
MedievlMn Have some withering reposte for me?
SirOracle To which particular defect in your make up do you attribute this lack of appreciation?
MedievlMn you misunderstand my motive for wanting not associate with you.
MedievlMn shall I tell you?
MedievlMn it has nothing to do with any notion on my part that you are a superior wit.
MedievlMn believe me there..
MedievlMn You're just ..well..
MedievlMn not my type.
SirOracle No I don't. You have no knowledge of what I think, until you know what I think.
MedievlMn I don't want to be unnecessarily cruel here..
MedievlMn you just are..
MedievlMn obnoxious..
MedievlMn what can I say..
SirOracle Your cruelty says nothing about me - it speaks volumes about you
MedievlMn I have no friends like you...thankfully..
MedievlMn and I would guess you are as thankful
SirOracle You don't know who I am
SirOracle A small point, but a valid one
MedievlMn why continue to barge in where you are not, shall we say, appreciated for those qualities you think you bring?
MedievlMn we don't see them..why not say "their loss" and move on..
SirOracle You seem to be mistaking the persona for the man.
MedievlMn why continue to press it?
SirOracle This is the man speaking now.
MedievlMn it isn't philosophical differences as much as..personal
SirOracle If you have something to say, say it.
MedievlMn we have no debatable differences,..at least none I care about..
SirOracle I'll stand back. You talk.
MedievlMn we have..
MedievlMn personal conflict.
SirOracle No conflict here
MedievlMn usually people who have these kinds of conflicts avoid one another to both person's benefit.
MedievlMn why do you not do that?
MedievlMn it's curious..
SirOracle Not so.If you have an enemy, then you should have the courage to engage him.
MedievlMn not necessarily..
MedievlMn anyway...
MedievlMn you are not an enemy
SirOracle How else does Good triumph over Evil?
SirOracle Are you about to flee?
MedievlMn you are a nameless, faceless anonymous entity on the IRC that I cannot see anything about except typed words.
MedievlMn I don't like those words./
SirOracle Good
MedievlMn and since you have nothing else for me..
MedievlMn then we have no reason to converse
SirOracle You're taking flight, for fear of what words I might use. Right?
MedievlMn what is this flight stuff?
MedievlMn what flight?
SirOracle You are about to run away
MedievlMn I ban you because you're a gigantic arrogant bore who abuses the policies of the room.
MedievlMn no more
MedievlMn no flight
SirOracle I forgot that you have difficulty with my English english
MedievlMn I understand your fractured and unfortunate syntax.
MedievlMn I see your futile attempts to write procatively..
SirOracle That's better. Now we have some labels.
MedievlMn provocatively
MedievlMn it doesn't sell with me..
MedievlMn that's the whole story
MedievlMn no fear...
MedievlMn of what?
MedievlMn your sophmoric writing?
MedievlMn hardly
SirOracle Have you any more of them that apply to me? You seem to have a big book of labels, that you stick on people indiscriminately.
SirOracle That's only an observation.
MedievlMn and,..I hear that you don't impress the #mensa gang a lot either... you have a tough go of it personality-wise, right?
MedievlMn want a label?
SirOracle What you say is true in part
MedievlMn attention-seeker and misfit come to mind.
SirOracle Any more?
MedievlMn why come back repeatedly to where your act has bombed?
MedievlMn to what purpose?
MedievlMn just nettlesomeness/
MedievlMn that's immature and purile.
SirOracle Do you want me to answer? Will you let me answer?
MedievlMn isn't it time for you to trot out the word "flight"?
SirOracle Or will you run again, if things don't go your way?
MedievlMn ah there it is...
MedievlMn You fool yourself constantly, eh?
MedievlMn that people run from you because they fear your greatness?
SirOracle I'm waiting for your fear to surface.
MedievlMn more, grateness..
MedievlMn Here it is:
MedievlMn You seem to have a collection of hosts...
SirOracle You're nearly through, I think. May I make some observations now?
MedievlMn we've seen the syndrome before..
MedievlMn we will collect them patiently..
MedievlMn as did Mensa
MedievlMn because...
MedievlMn you are an irritating borish one-man gab-a-thon.
MedievlMn no fun..
SirOracle I have to tell you that it hasn't worked for #mensa. Just in case they told you otherwise.
MedievlMn we've seen your routine, and it falls flat on our ears.
SirOracle I know
SirOracle You have said a lot, and I listened. Is it fair that I say something now, and you listen?
MedievlMn well,..evidently, your lot in life is to go somewhere, irritate the holy crap outa people, then nettle them as long as you can in frustration, all the while telling yourself that they "take flight" because you are some uberman...
MedievlMn nah..
MedievlMn sorry..
MedievlMn irritating yes,..witty and provocative, no.
MedievlMn okay..
SirOracle Or are you beyond criticism?
MedievlMn I will cease making entries...
MedievlMn talk away.
SirOracle You own all the labels in your book.
SirOracle I didn't create them.
SirOracle They were in your book of labels before you met me.
SirOracle Similarly, you own your emotions.
SirOracle I didn't cause them.
SirOracle They were inside you, before you met me.
MedievlMn 15(I favor the automatic labeling gun)
SirOracle acknowledge
MedievlMn ...there's more, I hope..Oh, God, let there be more!
SirOracle The way we develop a set of labels to use as weapons is that we make a careful store of all those things that have ever hurt us.
SirOracle The victim turns into the victimiser.
SirOracle acknowledge
MedievlMn un,..SirOracle or whoever you like to be...
MedievlMn look..
SirOracle can't take any more?
MedievlMn I am a musician for a living..
MedievlMn I have a wife and a dachshund..
MedievlMn I have nice friends..
MedievlMn I go to the opera, and eat good food..
MedievlMn why..do I have to be a bad person, just because you're sort of unlikeable?
MedievlMn why not..
MedievlMn Live and Let Live..
MedievlMn I'm sure you must have your moments..
SirOracle I'm a professional writer and a multi-millionaire, among other things. We might find we have a more in common that you thought.
MedievlMn you may even have as fine a gaggle of friends as I do..
SirOracle Will you let me continue?
MedievlMn and eat as good food..
MedievlMn but why do I have to be a , what is it,.."labeler" just because you're not my cup of tea?
MedievlMn That happens.
SirOracle The change in tone won't save you from your come-uppance, if that's what you think
MedievlMn and what, pray tell, is my comeuppance?
MedievlMn why do I have to have any punishment? I haven't done anything wrong.
MedievlMn I don't like the way you come communicate...that isn't a sin, but a preference..
MedievlMn what are you, some inquisitor that gives people demerits fro failing to take you?
MedievlMn There is no sin here...not on either side,..unless, of course, you want to engage in some religious bigotry..
MedievlMn which I've seen you edge upon..
MedievlMn but otherwise..
MedievlMn my not cottening to you, as per your faceless words on irc..is no sin.
MedievlMn Tjhere is no comeuppance for chosing your friends and correspondents as you please.
MedievlMn what is this judgement fixation you have?
MedievlMn I say again: Live and Let Live.
SirOracle You'll get no punishment from me
MedievlMn spend your millions, and write the great American novel, if you wish...you still suffer badly in translation to me.
MedievlMn that's the whole story...I don't try to diminsh your selfw worth...I just am not a candidate for your inner circle,..that I can see.
MedievlMn why fight that?
SirOracle It's you that you have to live with. I'll be gone soon.
MedievlMn I will attempt to muddle on.
MedievlMn impoverished as you have convinced yourself I'll be.
SirOracle I suggest that you examine your book of labels and see if they really apply.
MedievlMn this threat to "be gone soon"...this isn't some flight-taking, is it?
MedievlMn labels, schmbels..
SirOracle And develop enough insight to see to whom they really apply
MedievlMn you talk too much..no label can save you.
SirOracle You use them. You must set some store by them.
MedievlMn Hooboy, you are bundle of self doubt.
SirOracle I haven't used even one label since we started this little tete-a-tete.
MedievlMn well,..you imply one:
MedievlMn you call me a..
MedievlMn labeler.
MedievlMn ooo that hurts.
SirOracle That is an observation. It's impossible to converse without defining concepts.
MedievlMn I'mn gonna guess out loud here..
MedievlMn if you really are wealthy,..
SirOracle It matters little.
MedievlMn I submit you have not succeeded in buying what you seem to need.
SirOracle I have everything I need, if money can buy it. I find I don't need much.
MedievlMn you have a difficult time fitting in, finding your niche, at least with the written word to strangers, which is always chancey.
SirOracle You are taking certain motives for granted. Let me answer.
MedievlMn whatever you are searching for, it can't be purchased, evidently... or you'd have little time to develop irritating people mightily to an exact science.
MedievlMn why do you do that?
SirOracle Your statement makes certain assumptions. a) that I want to fit in b) I want to fit in a niche c) my words are written with certain assumed motives
MedievlMn with all that money, and all that, uh...talent.
SirOracle Now that's your first relevant question.
MedievlMn I use "talent" advisedly, having been unaware of it thus far, but I'm willing to admit you could be hiding it or, as I say, you suffer greatly in the transmission.
SirOracle And it is based on observation.
SirOracle It might be that what I am doing is effective, but in a way that is foreign to you, and which you would not care to admit.
MedievlMn Do you derive some perverse pleasure out of making a nuisance of yourself?
SirOracle yes
MedievlMn why on earth would that be an advanced calling to you?
MedievlMn It isn't, you know.
SirOracle I'd challenge "perverse".
MedievlMn sorry..
SirOracle Have you read "Gulliver's Travels"?
MedievlMn don't worry..if you do enjoy being a nuisance, any pleasure that arises is perverse.
SirOracle They are your labels
MedievlMn Of course,..and the nuisance you create is more Brodingnagian than Lilliputian.
MedievlMn it's not a calling, it's a sentence.
MedievlMn Brog..
SirOracle Dean Swift wrote Gulliver's Travels for one reason "To vex the world".Would you call that perverse pleasure?
MedievlMn my fault
MedievlMn I would say the object of vexing the world didn't actually do that...
MedievlMn you, however, have good success.
MedievlMn a book about fantastic adventures doesn't vex the world to a pain.
SirOracle He did at the time, because the people he was lampooning were identifiable.
MedievlMn If that is vexing, it is the good side of the force.
MedievlMn perhaps Swift was condemnatory, and the people he was lampooning were better than he was.
SirOracle I'll tell you how it works, if you like.
MedievlMn you never know
MedievlMn arrogance is humankind's most alluring sin.
SirOracle His work survives to delight is all, and theirs doesn't
SirOracle us all
MedievlMn you for example: do you see yourself as more illuminated, more enlightened, more transcendent than most?
SirOracle no. I'm no Dean Swift
MedievlMn are you above the unwashed of the world?
SirOracle I can't extract any meaning from the question. I'm one of them
MedievlMn how elitist are you in your opinion of others vs. yourself?
SirOracle Not in any way, I hope. Obviously I know what qualities I possess, and what I lack.
MedievlMn are we all out here, beneath you and your millions and your supposed writing talents?
MedievlMn are we to be pitied for being dense, labelers, obtuse, unseeing?
SirOracle I didn't say I had talents. That's for others, like you, to say
SirOracle Or deny, as the case may be
MedievlMn well,..time to take flight...the convo is dragging a bit...2:43 here EST.
SirOracle We getting to the interesting bit
MedievlMn as Monty Python says: Run Away!
SirOracle Let me tell you in three sentences, now you're here.
MedievlMn okay
MedievlMn 3 sentences..
MedievlMn go
SirOracle When a man argues a set of views, or adopts a persona, he might not necessarily hold those views and the persona is often a mask or a pretence.
SirOracle When one listens carefully to what people say, disregarding the content and looking instead to their stance, i.e. their reasons for saying it, then it becomes clear what position they wish to occupy with regard to others - Authority, Parent, Teacher, Holier-than-Thou - or whatever it is.
SirOracle It is instructive or interesting - or maybe perversely pleasurable, depending on one's point of view - to occupy the position that they are trying to take
MedievlMn That last sentence is ..
MedievlMn clarity challenged
SirOracle In fact, to be more like them than they are. Then they are put in the position of arguing with themselves, which affords great amusement, diversion and instruction to those who are given to this furious sport.
SirOracle Now you may go.
MedievlMn may I?
MedievlMn okay..
MedievlMn ...Have a good life...tell your gentleman's gentleman I said hello..
Session Close

Gloriae Studied Astronomy, you know

SirOracle is MarchHare


Session Start: Sun Jun 22 23:19:09 2003
Session Ident: #mensa
* Now talking in #mensa
* Topic is 'More of our cosmos: www.polarimage.fi © Pekka Parviainen'
* Set by gloriae!ptswv@caulk39.ppp.lmi.net on Sun Jun 22 22:29:27
gloriae well, my astromony professor had us use a dime for a first homework assignment in astro 101
Wyndfire oh lordy
jss- The Sun and the Moon are about half a degree in size
gloriae I've never seen an aspirin tablet the diameter of a dime
gloriae US dime, that is, a 10 cent piece
Skyman trust me, an aspirin will do it.
Skyman Don't try it with the sun. Try it on the moon.
gloriae Parviainen speaks about his motivations: "There are many cases when I have almost shouted on the top of rock: am I the only human seeing this, people open your eyes! I do not know why I experience these so strongly but at least it motivates to photograph, to show people what is available for a careful observer."
MarchHare I liked the Sun and Moon stuff.
MarchHare Why do you get extra high tides when there's a full moon - I think that's so
gloriae MarchHare: when the moon is full, the moon and sun are on opposite sides of the earth. that's part of what's going on with the tidal effect
gloriae the moon is then on the side away from the sun
MarchHare Thanks, gloriae. I knew it was something like that
Skyman I would think the highest tides would be at the time of the new moon.
MarchHare How much effect would the sun have on the tide? Less than the moon?
Skyman lots less than the moon.
MarchHare How much less, would you say?
gloriae MarchHare: the effect is measured proportionally, involving the square of the distance between bodies and their mass
Skyman 1/4th as much? Perhaps less.
Skyman remember the tides are caused by the difference in gravity.
MarchHare So we're four times as affected by the moon's gravity?
Skyman it's the difference in the gravitational force between the two sides that causes tides.
MarchHare If the Sun is about 27 million times as heavy was the moon and 400 times further away then gloriae, how does it compare for gravitational pull?
gloriae MarchHare: get the equation, plug in those values and chug ;>
gloriae it's in first semester classical newtonian mechanics (aka physics)
MarchHare You now have two options - you can calculate the gravitational pull by applying Newton's inverse square rules, or if you're not that smart you can kick me out.
gloriae MarchHare: there's a third option, which most here are pursuing: ignore your imprecations
MarchHare Well, then. Shall I tell you the answer?
MarchHare It's no use you saying you know how to do it, if you don't, gloriae
gloriae MarchHare: I didn't say I did. Don't pretend others have claimed more than they actually have.
gloriae I'm involved in my own concerns and in this window only between downloads
MarchHare That's the problem with learned knowledge. It can't be applied and therefore it's useless.
MarchHare Why not? I can do that in 15 seconds. The sun exerts a pull relative to the moon of 46%
Skyman *sigh*
* You were kicked from #mensa by gloriae (and we can do this)
Session Close: Sun Jun 22 23:46:49 2003

Session Start: Sun Jun 22 23:50:13 2003
Session Ident: gloriae
SirOracle You throw people out because they are smarter than you are. You want to be authoritarian and to teach, but you don't want to learn. What do you think my attitude is to somebody who prattles about astronomy, maths etc. and can't figure out the most elementary of problems?

Arryana's Philosophy of Life

show of hands, who thinks i'm the most marvelous person they know?

it's not my fault if im irredeemable.

i, personally, believe child abusers and rapists should be lobotomized and castrated, then used as a slave labor force.

if you cant deal with arrogance, you're going to spend a lot of your life being annoyed.

its silly to own a security blanket if you can part with it long enough to wash it more than once every few years

i SO love having everyone's buttons to push.

you're exalted enough to be benevolent and can cope with my perfection in every way

the poor creature is just bent out of shape because im universally adored, i think

if i go to town on you, i'll actually hurt your feelings and you'll become irrevocably resentful.

you bully on the channel and you're gonna dance with me

i can mop the floor with you any time i like. ive been trying to spare you that

The 3 Doors problem, starring Nyet, vallor, gloriae, &c.

Let's play a game called "Chase the Lady" You need 3 playing cards, one of which is a Queen. You lay them on the table - the punter puts his money on a card. You turn one of the other cards and it's not the queen What are the chances that the punter picked the queen? Still 1 in 3. What are the chances that the other card is the queen - well they have to be 2 in 3. If you don't believe it get 3 cards and play Chase the Lady until you do. How hard is that to understand? Now read how the big brains of #mensa tackle the problem.

SirOracle a.k.a. the bonehead is Fermat, a French mathematician (born 1601, died 1665) who had nothing to do with this problem.

Session Start: Sat Jun 21 03:16:19 2003
* Now talking in #mensa
Fermat Suppose you're on a gameshow. The prize is a car, behind one of three doors. You choose one, The host opens one of the other doors, and shows you there's no car behind it. Then he says you can choose the other door, if you like. Does it make any difference if you do? If you can work out the right answer in five minutes, then you have a Mensa level I.Q.
Clampy It does.
Fermat If you can work out the answer in less than one minute, then you've met the problem before.
Non` it doesn't
Fermat Reasoning please. You have about four minutes.
Non` you have already made a choice and he has only confirmed that it isn't wrong by opening the door
beezy does it make any difference?
Non` not that the other has a better chance of being right
vallor if you present the problem to the channel like its your own, you're a complete bonehead
Clampy You're 2/3rds likely to not have picked the right door from the getgo.
Fermat It's a well know problem.
beezy first, youre rehashing a stupid marilyn vos savant question - but youre doing it wrong.
Non` am i right?
Non` I said it doesn't since you have a 1 in 3 chance either way
Fermat About three minues
Non` when he opened the other door it only confirmed that your door isn't wrong...
beezy oracle? Is that you?
Non` not that the other is right
* vallor ignores "Fermat" the bonehead
Fermat vallor doesn't know
beezy i think its oracle, the bonehead
Fermat two minutes
Clampy Non, it's only 1/3rd chance you picked right.
nyet picking between 2 doors is a 50/50, not a 1/3
Clampy There's a 2/3rds chance it's one of the other doors.
Non` hey Fermat did you know there is a sweet candy center to your eyeball? why don't you see how many scratches it takes to get to the center
vallor *sigh*
vallor it's the monty hall problem -- and savant was wrong. it doesn't matter
nyet the 2/3rds is irrelevant once the empty door is open clamps
Clampy So, if you find that it's not one of those. There's a 2/3rds change on the last door.
Fermat one minute
nyet after that you either chose right, or wrong. 50/50
Non` Clampy: you choose one of three doors... the host opens one that you didn't choose. which only confirms that you aren't wrong
Clampy nyet, well, at that point, your chances stay the same.
Non` it doesn't improve your chances to choose another door that isn't wrong
Clampy You're only 33% right from the start.
Fermat nobody?
nyet if doors are a, b, and c
nyet shut up fermat we're talkin
Non` Fermat you're an idiot
nyet and you choose a
Fermat time's up
nyet and he opens door b to show you there's no car
Non` thank you Clampy, that is what I said
dumbier hi peeps
* PythonS sets mode: +o nyet
Clampy Actually, your odds are better if you change doors.
nyet no they're not you're just tricked into thinking so
Non` no they aren't... unless you can tell me how you figured that
dumbier doughnuts!!
Clampy How so?
beezy oooh doughnuts?!
Non` i wasn't tricked,,,, you have the same chance
nyet ok, you have doors a b and c, you pick a, host opens b, no car behind b, a and c are closed
Non` which only confirms that the door you chose wasn't wrong
Clampy nyet, let's take an extreme example here.
nyet and he says 'you can choose again, or you can stay with door a'
Clampy Let's say there's 100 doors.
nyet either way, it's a 50/50 crap shoot at that point
Clampy 99 are empty, and the 1 left has something behind it.
* dumbier imagines a hundred doors
Fermat Let's say there are ten other doors and your host open nine of them and shows you there's no car. What are the chances for the other door then?
Clampy Now, if you picked a random one, you'd have a 1% chance to pick right. The host now opens up 98 doors, all empty.
vallor nyet: the odds for a _new_ choice are 50/50 -- odds for the old choice are still 1/3 -- it's a semantics trick, stupid at any even
Clampy Would you switch then?
vallor t
nyet and you have two doors left.
Non` well yes, he opens more than one door
Non` your odds improve
nyet vallor: but choosing to keep the same door is still a NEW CHOICE. so the semantics trick is bullshit too. because you *can't* change your choice to the door that's open, you either choose a or c
Non` your odds improve. but to change your choice doesn't improve your odds
Fermat Verdict - vallor, nyet, non - you'll never get it. Clampy, you already knew.
nyet just cause your second choice of a 1 out of 2 might be the *same decision* as your 1 out of 3
nyet fermat, shut up
Clampy nyet, it's very unlikely your first choice is correct. You're 99% likely to NOT pick the right door.
nyet doesn't mean you haven't made a new choice.
Non` Fermat, you are a moron who doesn't know the answer to his own question
vallor it's still a semantics issue, not a real problem -- yes, the second choice is 50/50
nyet clampy: i'm not talking about the first choice. I'm talking about the second choice
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nyet you have two doors left, one has something in it, one doesn't. Which do you choose? a or c It's a 1/2 chance whether you choose a or c. No matter what you chose before.
Clampy nyet, if you don't know which door was 'protected', it does turn into a 50/50 chance.
Non` Clampy: if the host keeps opening doors that you didn't choose your odds go way up that the door you did choose was right to begin with
vallor I take it you disagree with Fermat, the bonehead?
Clampy But if you do know which door was, then it's different.
nyet wtf do you mean 'protected'? You don't know You have 2 identical doors
Clampy nyet, he doesn't open the door you choose.
nyet he never opens the door you choose. That's the way the game works
Clampy Yeah, I know.
nyet it always gets down to 2 doors. 1 with the prize, and 1 without
Clampy You've got a 1% chance of success with your first choice, right?
Non` yes. 1 in 100 doors have the car
nyet you're ignoring the fact clampy, that in the end, if you've got door 1 which was your original choice left, and door 37 left. you are choosing between 2 doors
Non` then 1 in 99, but does changing to another door help you? that is the question
nyet it's not your 'original choice' anymore
Non` does changing doors help you and the answer is NO
Clampy nyet, it's a more complex problem than that.
Fermat Choose the other door. It's 2 to 1 in favour. The only way you can lose is by picking the right door first.
dumbier look, the first idiot has to choose wrong for the second idiot to win. so 2/3 ways the first idiot can screw up times 1/2 ways the second idiot can win is still ONE IN THREE, THE SAME AS THE FIRST idiot.
nyet clampy, you're flat out wrong. If you *couldn't* pick again, yes, the odds would be bad
Fermat Sorry, nyet. You're flat out dim.
nyet but the last decision you make, you're thinking of it wrong
Clampy Fermat, shaddup.
Non` nyet you and I are right. We know it and it is very difficult to explain over IRC
nyet because the host is asking 'do you stay with your original choice', but the *real* question is 'which of these 2 doors do you choose?'
Non` i guess Detneters just own Mensans
Fermat I will Clampy. I'll leave it to you.
Non` ---former detnetter
nyet they'd never ask it that way because it's less dramatic
Clampy nyet, the odds are better to switch.
dumbier ok does the hosting idiot open all the doors for some moronic reason?
nyet no they're not Clampy, because you're not 'switching'. You're making A CHOICE between two doors
Clampy Yes, you are.
Non` how are the odds better to switch????
nyet no, yer not
vallor huh?
Non` when all the doors are equal?
vallor odds are better to switch? says who?
nyet no matter how he phrases the question, what he's asking is 'which of these 2 doors do you want?'
Clampy But, given the little thing you do before you choose a door to open, it makes the other door more likely to have the prize.
nyet there is no 'switch'
Non` how are the odds better to switch???? when all the doors are equal?
Fermat This is the perfect accompaniment for this bottle of Chardonnay.
Clampy nyet, you could plot out all the scenarios possible.
nyet there are only 2 possible scenarios when you only have 2 doors. You choose right
Clampy In one scenario, you pick the right door, switch, and get it wrong.
nyet you choose wrong. NO because there is no switching, you make choice A, and then you make choice B
dumbier the odds for the first idiot and the second idiot are the same
Non` are you sure either of you two qualify for mensa?
nyet choice B is a separate and arbitrary choice.
vallor I remember hearing about idiot savants discussion of this problem -- what was her choice?
Non` you are making a very simple probability problem VERY complex
nyet first time he asks you to choose between 3 things
Clampy nyet, nah, your options left in choice B reflect your choice of door in choice A.
nyet then he says choose between 2
dumbier the thing is to never participate in or watch gameshows. that way you always win
vallor I suspect this "fermat" has Parade magazines enshrined on his walls
nyet clampy: it doesn't matter tho, because by the time you get to choice b, you know one door's got the car, and one's empty
dumbier what's that magazine? fun with a purpose?
Clampy nyet, it does matter, as long as you're still looking at the first group of doors you first saw.
nyet so whether i choose door 1, or door 2 at that point the odds are 50/50 on each door. Nope, it doesn't
Fermat You can figure out so much, vallor? What do you do for a living?
Non` ok ok ok.... HE IS NOT saying "do your odds improve as I reveal doors" we all know they do. You have a better chance of getting the right door when there are less doors. HE IS ASKING "does it make a difference to change doors" and it doesn't since all doors are equal.
vallor dumbier: that's the column where idiot von savant had her column -- no clue if she still does
dumbier is there a kid's illustrated mag?
Blofeld23 I'm afraid that when you have a choice between 2 doors, regardless if there used to be a third option or not, the odds are at that point 50/50.
Clampy But the odds are only 1/3rd correct that you pick right from the getgo, leaving odds of 2/3rds that it's behind one of the other.
dumbier lol
nyet clampy jesus
dumbier idiot von savant
nyet you need to fuckin forget the third, because it's NOT THERE
Clampy One door is removed as an option, so then the odds there are 2/3rds in your favor.
nyet at the point he asks you to choose between door 1 and door 2. It's NOT THERE You now have to choose between 2 doors
Clampy Only if you just come along at that point.
nyet wrong
Clampy If you have the knowledge of the past, the odds get better.
nyet no, it doesn't, not in this case
Clampy They do.
nyet it's like tossing a coin clampy
Non` "But the odds are only 1/3rd correct that you pick right from the getgo, leaving odds of 2/3rds that it's behind one of the other." I think you mean leaving the odds at 2/3rds that is was behind the other two
nyet if i tossed a coin 300 times and i got heads 300 times
Non` and that all changes when he removes a door
nyet what are the odds i'll get heads again?
Non` the odds completely change
nyet 50/50
Clampy Non, yeah.
nyet it's still a regular coin
Clampy nyet, that's a different kind of problem.
nyet nope
nyet it's not
Fermat nyet - I dunno how you're going to feel when you find out the truth.
dumbier this is why people hate Mensa. not #mensa, Mensa.
Clampy It is.
nyet i'm amazed you don't get this
Clampy The doors he reveals depends on what you picked at first.
nyet only in as much as that it has to be a wrong door
Non` hey Fermat, is there a site that illustrates the answer?
nyet so if you were right or wrong, he still ain't openin your door
Fermat I have no idea
nyet you will ALWAYS come down to making a 50/50 choice between the right door and the wrong door
* gloriae changes topic to 'run for your lives, the 3 doors problem is back'
Clampy nyet, yes, so if you didn't pick the right door, he'll single that door out for you.
dumbier there could be something LESS pointless than this scenario, but then I'd try to start a discussion on it
Non` so you just made this up with your obviously fallible mind?
nyet clampy: and if you did? You don't know if you picked the right door
Clampy Then I'll have my small chance of getting it wrong.
nyet so basically you're just picking out of a dwindling group each time. if you start with four, your odds are 1/4 of getting it right. remove one door
Clampy To another observer that just showed up, it'd look like I had a 50/50 chance.
nyet now you have 1/3 odds of getting it right. remove one door
gloriae I first encountered this problem in a statistics newsgroup in 1986, wherein 2 rival camps were screaming apeshit at each other
Clampy But, you're selecting a door he WON'T reveal, as a start.
gloriae post after post insisting shut up everybody, THIS is the explanation that closes the question
Clampy If the doors are removed at complete random, then you're absolutely correct, the odds don't get better.
Non` Clampy the odds have nothing to do with it at all... you can remove the numbers from the problem... it is a basic theoretical probability problem.... when making a random choice all choices are EQUAL.... am i wrong?
dumbier screaming apeshit... good name for a band
Fermat Yes, Clampy, they do.
gloriae "odds" are theoretical quantitative probability
Non` hi gloriae
Clampy Non, that's not right.
gloriae that's an artificial distinction, like the one you were trying to draw yesterday between 'bail' and 'bond'
Clampy The problem is a unique one. It is plenty confusing.
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nyet` jesus fuckin christ
Non` the question that matters is "does making a distinction between the remaining doors matter? and the answer is no
Clampy Ummm... What if you had a trillion doors. Picked one that he WON'T open, then he opens up every other one?
nyet but that's not the question clampy
Clampy My pick would most assuredly be wrong anyway. So, the second choice would most assuredly be correct.
nyet you always know he'll get down to 2 doors and you'll have to choose between them. So you always come down to a 50/50 chance
Non` oh yes. if you make a choice out of 100 doors you will probably be wrong
Fermat If you switch you have 2 chances in three. If you stick, only chance in three
nyet there's no 'switch' fermat. you're making a choice between 2 doors
nyet one is right, one is wrong
gloriae note that the gameshow host's pick of which door to open was not random
Clampy nyet, the odds are you picked the wrong door in the first place.
Fermat 2 chances if you switch. 1 chance of you stick.
nyet no clampy
dumbier except the one you'll be needing a beating from
Non` but if you narrow it down to 10 doors, with the door you had originally chose still in the mix would you change doors?
nyet it doesn't matter what you picked the first time
gloriae Clampy: that's not statistical probability, that's pessimism
nyet because the situation will ALWAYS be the same in the second choice.
Clampy nyet, if you increase the number of doors to a trillion, it is.
nyet it'll always be a choice between the one right door, and the one wrong door
gloriae the idea is to reduce the situation to quantitative analysis, leaving emotions and extraneous ideas out of it
nyet the *last* choice you're given is 50/50
dumbier I hope this is fermat's last theorem
Fermat I have plenty of others. But they're tougher.
* Clampy suggests making a chart of all possible scenarios.
nyet marilyn vos savant is a damn idiot. clampy
gloriae good evening (morning), macheath
nyet pay attention
Non` right nyet... any unopened door is as good as the next
Clampy Out of a 3 door situation, running the entire scenario.
gloriae 7:44 p.m. in SF
Non` they all could have the car behind them
Fermat Hey gloriae. I love you guys.
Clampy nyet, the history of the little game makes the odds different.
Non` how so? All it does is prove that you weren't wrong
nyet no it doesn't
gloriae the question is: do the odds of picking the right door "change" after one of the doors has been opened and has it become more or less likely that the contestant's first pick was correct
nyet because the game, clampy, IS RIGGED
Non` assuming the host only opens doors that don't have the car behidn it and never opens your door
Non` door*
gloriae Non`: it's an old problem and very carefully stated.
gloriae there's no need for extraneous assumptions
Non` gloriae, did you see Fermat ask it?
Non` "[19:19] Fermat Suppose you're on a gameshow. The prize is a car, behind one of three doors. You choose one, The host opens one of the other doors, and shows you there's no car behind it. Then he says you can choose the other door, if you like. Does it make any difference if you do? If you can work out the right answer in five minutes, then you have a Mensa level I.Q."
ThrasheR rofl
gloriae Fermat Suppose you're on a gameshow. The prize is a car, behind one of three doors. You choose one, The host opens one of the other doors, and shows you there's no car behind it. Then he says you can choose the other door, if you like. Does it make any difference if you do?
gloriae nothing to do with Mensa
ThrasheR exacly
Non` well yeah. but the question is still valid
gloriae most of the people who've wrestled with the problem were and are not in Mensa (most people who qualify aren't in Mensa)
Fermat There's no wrestling. It's obvious to anyone with an I.Q. of greater than about 150.
gloriae and yes, Non`, aside his little Mensa postscript, it's stated correctly (if loosely). It's a probability problem. One needs to know (1) the odds before one door was opened and (2) the odds after one door was opened.
Non` Does it make any difference if choose the other door?
gloriae some people get get emotional about it :)
gloriae but it's like flipping a coin; some people will get emotional about that, and insist that the odds can't be the same every single time, but they are.
Fermat The statement of the problem could be made longer, but it would make no difference.
nyet fermat = assclown. that's pretty obvious
Clampy Heh.
Non` gloriae, i am completely unemotional about this. I just want to know the right answer
Fermat 2/3 chance if you switch, 1/3 if you stick
gloriae I angered a math professor once by refusing to follow his invitations go down that primrose path of believing that previous tosses influenced the outcome of subsequent tosses
gloriae I guess he just wanted it to go on longer, or he'd made a bet that I wouldn't understand it ;P
Clampy glorie, wha..?
gloriae technically, in probability, one either adds or multiplies the 'chances' depending on the type of problem
Fermat I should have thought that would please him, gloriae. The chances of it being a two headed penny, however, do increase. So it isn't that obvious
Non` each time you flip it's a 1/2 chance. the coin has no memory.
gloriae the original probability was 1 in 3 (1/3). One door was opened. The remaining probabity was 1 in 2 (1/2)
ThrasheR exacly
gloriae the trick is to combine those meaningfully. ty ThrasheR :)
gloriae Fermat: that's a red herring, be ashamed of yourself
Fermat wrong, gloriae
ThrasheR i missed pooky
gloriae Fermat: in an honest problem one uses an honest coin and doesn't muddy the waters with presumptions of two headed coins. go to the foot of the class.
Non` gloriae, if you were on the game show and you were asked to pick out of 3 doors would you choose door a, b, or c? humor me
gloriae I must agree with nyet. No thanks, Non`, I'm not humouring anyone this evening.
Fermat I was married today, but Mrs Oracle is a little the worse for Bollinger.
Non` ok nyet are you here? would you choose a,b,or c?
ThrasheR WHAT
Clampy Ummm..
ThrasheR ARE YOU ORACLE?
gloriae Non`: are you looking for 'lucky letters' like some people have lucky numbers?
gloriae of course he is, ThrasheR
Clampy The odds are better to 'switch'.
Fermat Yes. Who's like to see a picture of my blushing bride?
Non` no gloriae, i am going to ask the person if they would change choices after I remove a door
Non` more a psychological experiment
gloriae only if it's on a website, Fermat. for me, anyway
Non` choices*
Fermat I'll send it to anybody who trusts me. It's a jpg file. so it can't do any harm. When was I ever malicious? I'm just a tease.
Clampy One of the ways to solve statistics problems is to draw out every possible scenario, and then counting successes and failures.
Fermat Clampy, it's a losing battle. I've fought it with these guys many a time.
Miriel That's called "brute force"
Non` three hours until Harry Potter! W00T!
Clampy Non, woo.
Fermat You can either form a mental model of the scenario - or you can't.
Clampy Miriel, in a scenario with only 9 possibilities, it's pretty small as 'brute force' goes.
nyet problem with how you're all solving it is that you're pretending you know if you have a success or a failure after each guess. you're forgetting that it's a game show
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Clampy Hi minerva.
minerva 3 doors?
nyet it's rigged so that the only choice where you have a chance for success or failure is the last ine.
minerva heyas
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Clampy nyet, the problem, as I know of it, is a tad different.
gloriae yes, that's the brute force method, so-called
Non` i hate to beat a dead horse almost as much as having no closure.
gloriae with a problem this simple, the force is very small and not very brutal :)
Fermat nyet - it makes no difference. The problem is as stated. The game show is irrelevant
gloriae but that's how that approach in math is known
Miriel Oracle: shouldn't you be away ravishing your bride?
nyet no it's not fermat.
Fermat I'll tell you if you let me
gloriae like the kludge in coding
nyet but then again i wouldn't expect you to understand that.
Fermat She's already ravished, and a little the worse for Bollinger, Miriel. I'm finishing a nice bottle of Chardonnay.
nyet wait, Fermat just got married and is on IRC?
nyet i think we can all see who's got the low iq
* arryana sets mode: +b *!*@48.192.pth-ag1.dial.plus.net.uk
vallor nyet: sounds like bs to me
* You were kicked from #mensa by PythonS (Banned)

Private with Nyet
Session Start: Sat Jun 21 04:03:45 2003
Session Ident: nyet
Fermat will you let me tell you the answer?
nyet i'm not interested in your wrong answers, troll.
Fermat I just explained it to Non. Non will tell you. Or I could send you the script.
nyet leave me alone, oracle.
Fermat The fact that you don't want to know the truth explains a lot about your life.
nyet fuck off oracle.
Fermat I think you know.
nyet fuck off, oracle.
Fermat Intellectuals are conceited but they're not pretentious.
nyet you are an asshole and now you are on ignore.

In my experience few people can form a mental model of this problem, even when it's been explained to them. A recent book of puzzles contained the wrong solution. Even mathematicians, who should have known better, have been fooled.

Why such a simple scenario should present mental difficulties is hard to imagine. It proves what a useless tool is common sense.

Okay, here we go.

Does it matter whether the host knows where the car is? Yes, of course it does.

If the host doesn't know where the car is, then one third of the games resolve when he opens the door and finds the car. The other two thirds resolve equally, and it doesn't improve the player's chances to change his mind.

If the host does know there the car is, then in two thirds of the games it's behind one of the two doors that the player didn't choose. The host always opens the door that has no car behind it. Therefore in two thirds of the games the car will be behind the door that the host didn't open.

So, it always doubles the player's chances to change his mind after the host has elininated a door.

Come on, stupid. How hard was that?

Friday, April 01, 2005

Series Fans - a cool invention by Swish, spcman & Rikstafer, but worthy of The Three Stooges.

SirOracle is Orgone
Session Start: Tue May 06 06:27:58 2003
* Now talking in #mensa

Swish i tried to duct the fan cooling my computer.. didn't work out so well ;D
spcman well they are already ducted.
spcman in fact computer fans are a real good example of a ducted fan.
Swish they're not ducted enough! :)
spcman stack several in series swish.
Swish spcman, do they need to have opposing spin?
Swish or same spin direction?
spcman well optimally, yes.
spcman you could put stators in it.
spcman the stators straigten out the airflow.
Swish hmm.
spcman but for demonstration purposes you can get by without em.
Swish but is putting four fans in series going to spit out as much airflow as four fans in parallel?
spcman the velocity of the air will be higher for series fans.
Orgone why?
spcman The over all pressure would be higher for series fans.
Swish right. but quantity of air.. cubic-feet-per-minute numbers
Rikstafer Ummmmm It would depend on the diameter of the tube
spcman but one issue is back pressure.
Swish back pressure... the "vacuum" in front of the intake?
spcman no, back pressure is the difference in pressure from front to rear of the fan or pump.
Orgone For series fans to produce more airflow the last fan would have to be driving the previous three.
spcman so if your computer cannot exhaust air as fast as it is pushed in, then having parallel fans might provide diminishing returns.
Swish spcman, hehehe yup that would work :)
Orgone If the airflow through the previous fans is increased, then their blades must be driven by the higher airflow. There would be greater airflow if they weren't there.

* Swish sets mode: +b *!*@62.136.141.165
* You were kicked by Swish (waste of life, and did you notice that nobody was talking to you?)
Session Close: Tue May 06 06:39:28 2003

Footnote
Well, I noticed that nobody was hearing me
This must qualify as a classic howler

Arnauld's Paradox, featuring gloriae, Skyman & kdb - now with maherarar too!

SirOracle is Zapata.
The previous discussion was about numbering systems and fractions - this wasn't raised "out of the blue"
zapata` Can you have a fraction where the top part is less than the bottom part, and have it equal to one where the top part is more than the bottom part?
Skyman not in the same notation, zapata`
zapata` Yes, you can, is the answer, Skyman
* Skyman waits for that fraction.
Skyman or those fractions.
zapata` What do you think about the fraction problem, Skyman? It's not that hard.
Skyman I gave up, zapata`
zapata` Skyman, check this out -5/6 = 5/-6
Skyman bah, zap, I'm unimpresed
zapata` Really, Skyman?
Skyman very.
zapata` What fails to impress you?
afekz more precisely, what should be impressive?
Skyman your "answer."
Skyman something really entertaining, that's what.
zapata` Well, it is a solution to the problem, isn't it?
gloriae I'm not impressed either, because you thought it was a legitimate problem as opposed to a tweaked riddle by fiddling with +/-
Skyman a trivial one zap.
zapata` It is a legitimate problem. The answer is a legitimate answer. This is mathematics.
zapata` Mathematics is mathematics. It works whether it impresses you or not.
Skyman Come up with something really clever, zapata`
gloriae we're never impressed by people who want to impress us
kdb well said gloriae
kdb dunno what the context is
gloriae zapata`s efforts
zapata` Sure, the truth often fails to impress.
* You were kicked from #mensa by gloriae (my turn to toss you, I guess)
Session Close: Sun Jun 22 00:18:26 2003

FootNote:
What I would have asked next, if they hadn't kicked me, is what "less than" and "more than" mean. If you ask them, I'm sure they can tell you.

This is called Arnauld's Paradox. Arnauld was a friend of Pascal's. Arnauld makes the point that the terms "greater than" and "less then" are meaningless when applied to negative numbers, and that proves that negative numbers can't exist. Arnauld is right.

Although non-existent, negative numbers can be useful in intermediate calculations as a means to an end.



SirOracle Are you a mathematician?

maherarar Yes.

SirOracle I wonder if you think this is funny (link to the above)

maherarar "Existence," sans qualifiers, is a ridiculous notion to apply to mathematics.

SirOracle Of course. You can have a positive number of apples

maherarar Can you have half a piece of chalk?

SirOracle yes, if you start with a definition of what a whole piece is. Like you can have a quarter of a cake

maherarar Ah, so you can define things so as to make what seems to be a nonexistent number exist. Now the whole gang rushes in the door. negative numbers, the square root of 2, transcendental numbers, the square root of negative 1, and last but not least all the quaternions and Z/pZ

SirOracle Only things which are tangible exist - let's say. It's obvious that zero things don't exist and a negative number of things can't exist. Pascal would have said that zero minus 5 is zero.

maherarar There are fewer than 10^80 particles in the universe. Does 10^81 exist?
Even if Pascal were that stupid, and I doubt he was, he would have been wrong.

SirOracle When we're talking about existence, we have to say what things we're talking about. 5 apples exist. 5 doesn't

maherarar Math got the retardation out of its system over a hundred years ago. So you're taking the position that numbers don't exist. That's at least consistent.

SirOracle No, Pascal wasn't stupid he was provocative, just as you and I are provocative.

maherarar By the way, do not attribute the thoughts of a friend of Pascal's to Pascal.

SirOracle I didn't.

maherarar Anyone who goes around declaring some mathematical constructs existent or nonexistent immediately reveals that he's ignorant of mathematics and is immediately ignored by all mathematicians.

SirOracle Do you have any problem with the argument as it was presented?

maherarar Which argument presented where?

maherarar also, you spelled "than" "then" on your crappy blog

SirOracle I often do misspell words. Why is it crappy?

maherarar Because it features a bogus and vague argument from a long-dead dude who lost said argument as well as a misspelling.

SirOracle Meaning, which statements are mathematically incorrect?

maherarar "Arnauld makes the point that the terms "greater than" and "less then" are meaningless when applied to negative numbers, and that proves that negative numbers can't exist."

SirOracle I asked you if you thought it was funny. My guess is that you don't. Or you might, but for different reasons that you think I do.

maherarar "Arnauld is right."

maherarar I don't. It's old and dull and wrong. It's like if I showed you a map of north america with a northwest passage. Would that really elicit a chuckle? Whatever.
People made mistakes in the past. They're making mistakes now.

SirOracle You still haven't said what's wrong with it.

maherarar R is an ordered ring in that it admits a relation <> 0.

SirOracle All numbers are abstract. No numbers exist. Only numbers of things can exist. Negative numbers of things cannot exist. A zero number of things doesn't exist either.

maherarar So it's a red herring to claim that negative numbers don't exist. Can half of a thing exist?

SirOracle Yes, if you have a prior definition of a whole thing. We covered that.

maherarar The problem is that we have prior definitions of a negative thing and the square root of a negative thing.

SirOracle Half a rock can't exist except in relation to a whole rock

maherarar You speak from ignorance and instead of attempting to rectify your ignorance, you attempt to justify the conclusions you arrived at via your uneducated though processes.

SirOracle Very good! What's your resolution of Arnauld's Paradox then?
Imagine you'd been in the chatroom. What would you have said?

maherarar Arnauld doesn't have a paradox. He doesn't have a clue. That's why he's been forgotten. I probably would have said "Morons." and chatbombed. It's not a discussion worth a serious response.

SirOracle I'll copy what I said into this window and you answer it.
Can you have a fraction where the top part is less than the bottom part, and have it equal to one where the top part is more than the bottom part?

maherarar Yes.

SirOracle What does "less than" and "greater than" mean?

maherarar less than means neither equal to nor greater than. a is greater than b if and only if there is a sum of squares that can be added to b to yield a. ooh. add to the last one that a cannot equal b.

SirOracle Then how can something that is lesser be equal to something that it greater?

maherarar It can't be.

SirOracle But you just said it was

maherarar Where?

SirOracle 8 statements back <maherarar> Yes.

maherarar That was a different question.

SirOracle Okay. you see no inconsistency in what you just said. We're not going to get any further with that then.

maherarar I suppose not, unless you want to actually learn math. I really see no need to click on a link of yours if you're unwilling to learn the mathematics behind arnauld's mistake.

SirOracle I'm quite willing to learn, I thought you weren't willing to explain

maherarar OK. a < 2 =" b.">

SirOracle Before you start, I'm going to tell you something you won't believe. I've discussed this problem with Bertrand Russell.

maherarar That's all you need. Fine, I don't believe you. If you can, using real numbers x_1 through x_n and your previous hypotheses, show that this definition is not antisymmetric, I'll give you ten billion dollars.

SirOracle How does it relate to the subject under discussion? I am willing to learn the mathematics behind Arnauld's mistake, which is what you offered to teach me.

maherarar It's a definition of "less than." If you can work out a contradiction, you win. If not, I win.

SirOracle No. Just explain Arnauld's mistake

maherarar There's no mathematics behind a mistake. He's just wrong. How can I justify wrongness?

SirOracle If you won't then I'll draw the conclusion that you can't

maherarar What could you possibly mean by that? It's like if I said this :
maherarar sfiweh
maherarar sdngfiowntoiwehnr
maherarar xighowehilwenroiw
maherarar s8y3948hy5983ih5
maherarar Therefore 1 = 2.
maherarar Prove me wrong.
maherarar His claim doesn't follow from his premises. He's wrong. Simple as that.

SirOracle I say that Arnauld was right, in that terms "less than" and "greater than" are meaningless when applied to negative numbers (of things if you like) and therefore
negative numbers of things don't exist

maherarar You would say that, SirOracle, because you are a stupid person unable to grasp the concept of mathematical proof. This is why I suggested earlier that you not attempt to ally yourself with me any further.

SirOracle Well, thank you for taking the trouble to try to enlighten me.

"Blaise Pascal was convinced that numbers "less than zero" couldn't exist. Gottfried Leibniz admitted that they could lead to some absurd conclusions, but defended them as useful aids in calculation."
The Encyclopedia of Astrobiology, Astronomy, and Spaceflight

Envoy Wed Oct 05 21:07:13 2005

maherarar I did not authorize publication of my remarks.

SirOracle Who said you did?

SirOracle if a is greater than b is a divided by b greater than unity?

maherarar Not necessarily.

SirOracle give me an instance when it is not

maherarar -2/-4 = 1/2 <>SirOracle So -2 is greater than -4?

maherarar Yes.

SirOracle There is an article on the web that you may find helpful. http://nti.educa.rcanaria.es/penelope/uk_confboye.htm

SirOracle It starts with this sentence. When you are a beginner in teaching mathematics, you will perhaps not classify the concept of negative numbers as one of the most difficult for your pupils to acquire.

SirOracle and ends with this one This history shows easily that it is possible to acquire a certain facility, even an operational virtuosity, formally, without having comprehension of what one handles; when the interrogations appear, the obstacle is then created; let us retain the reflections of Carnot, who posed fundamental problems: it is not possible that -1/1 = 1/-1 except if one gives up some laid down rules. The "negatives" are not "numbers" like the positives.It is perhaps necessary to get convinced that mathematics are useful to solve theoretical or abstract problems, and not concrete problems. The difficulty lies in the relations between physical reality and its mathematical modeling.

maherarar Do you think you've made some sort of point here?

SirOracle Is it possible that you can't see the point?

Not only is he unable to form a satisfactory mental model of the situation, he is unable to appreciate that there is a problem, even when it's spelled out to him.

He thinks that what chumps like Arnauld, Pascal, Leibnitz, Carnot and all mathematicians since have found to be a real and difficult issue is a fiction, the truth of which only a mathematician of his calibre can grasp.

Oh, well. ...

Session Close: Wed Oct 05 21:07:13 2005

A further and fuller explanation
Before mathematics became an Artform, mathematicians were primarily concerned with how well their models matched the real world. Maths is useless unless it is modelling reality. In pure mathematics you can postulate anything, no matter how preposterous: in applied mathematics you can't.


In the real world numbers mean quantities of real things. Richard Feynman was a great scientist fundamentally because his first concern was the real world. He was horrified by students who had been taught maths and physics but were unable to apply the disciplines to explain real phenomena. Albert Einstein was a poor mathematican, he said so himself and employed a mathematician to help him, but I have no doubt that he did the tensor calculus that resulted in the marvellously succinct e=mc^2. His concern was also to explain real-world phenomena, and his great triumph was predicting that, in the solar eclipse, stars close to the sun would apparently move because the sun's gravity would bend the light coming from them. They moved as he predicted. After that the sceptics sat up and took notice.


In the real world, negative numbers can't exist and zero doesn't exist. If your Mom bakes you cake and you eat half of it, what you have left is half a cake. If you then eat the other half then you have a zero quantity of cake. Zero doesn't exist: you've got no cake. You can't have your cake and eat it.


In the real world, existence matters a great deal. Negative numbers represent something notional, a debt, for instance. If you borrow $50 it's because you want $50 that really exists. In exchange you might be willing to undertake to repay that amount plus interest, say 10%, making $55. You will at some time need real money that exists to discharge the notional debt. Practical men are willing to accept that sometimes $50-$55 = $0, simply because $50 is real and present and -$55 is
neither real nor present.

Lending money at interest mattered so much in the real world that Christianity forbade it, calling it usury. That's why money-lenders were Jewish. This meaning of usury proved impractical so it was tacitly modified to mean "excessive interest". This was just one side-effect of the existence of positive numbers and the non-existence of negative numbers.


Shylock, from the Merchant of Venice, was a Jewish money lender. My nick, SirOracle, comes from the Merchant of Venice. Such links and motivation for conduct are a long way removed from mathematical modelling.


The Last Word.
I offered maherarar the last word on the matter, He says that he answered my last question with "no". He stands by what he said already. He says that I deleted the link to the website that expressed his views. Here it is:

maherarar Here's the mathematical "reality" you request :
http://planetmath.org/encyclopedia/OrderedRing.html

Nobody seems to understand the problem

Are there absurdities?

lets try again. What I believe is what I philosophers and mathematicians believe: negative numbers are not real, they are merely the combination of the negation sign with a number, because it's convenient in calculations. If mathematical equations throw up imaginary answers, then they are discarded.

In looking for another way to demonstrate that negative numbers creates absurdities, perhaps you might like to consider this one.

Take any positive real number a. divide it by successively smaller numbers and the result tends to infinity. It's easy to see that a/0 = positive infinity.

Now divide a by successively smaller negative numbers. The result tends to negative infinity. Or, to put it another way, a/-0 = negative infinity.

Are you really comfortable with that? Are you happy that -0 is different from +0? If not, what's wrong with the argument?

In Which gloriae meets Joe Vance, Male Stripper

Session Start: Sat May 31
Session Ident: #Theology

* Now talking in#Theology

* Topic is 'Polite Debate - No profanity'

* Set by Dove-Cat!rainbow@sshsh on Tue May 20 20:59:00

JoeVance Anybody talking?

JoeVance I got an issue with some religious guys
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JoeVance It dropped me - did anybody answer?
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gloriae nope

gloriae what's your issue with some religious guys?  and who are they?

gloriae there's always wwwreligionisfortheweakcom :)

JoeVance Good Hello gloriae, I'm Joe Vance

gloriae so I see

JoeVance Are you friendly?  I don't want to bother you

gloriae I don't know

gloriae I'm loafing, if that helps any

gloriae you're not interrupting anything I'm doing

JoeVance There's these guys who come in the gym - they're not like anybody important because a lot of us have been training years

JoeVance Who knows whether they're going to stick at it?

JoeVance The hard guys who train a lot like me take the equipment first  It's the rule Its not in any rule book but that's what we do

gloriae ah

DivineOb this has something to do with religion?

JoeVance The new guys are raising religion as an issue

gloriae and these guys don't know the gym subculture yet

JoeVance Right

gloriae aside from religion

JoeVance They're telling is that it's not Christian to make them take a back seat

gloriae hahahaha

gloriaewell, they clearly don't understand how to apply Christ's teachings to the situation

gloriae are they just being annoying or are they actually seriously disrupting the gym?

JoeVance If anybody else says that we just make them do as their told

gloriae sohow are these guys different that you don't just make them do as they're told?

gloriae it's quite usual for the young and inexperienced to challenge the older and more experienced even when they're not equipped to compete with them as peers

gloriae it's part of being young and foolish

gloriae biting off more than one can chew, etc

JoeVance I dont want to argue about religion - but I dont want to say - look stuff it

gloriae you can try remaining calm and repeating the simplest guidelines that the gym regulars follow

gloriae patient repetition is essential in any kind of education

gloriae and these guys need to learn how to behave properly in that setting

gloriae eventually they'll start to hear you instead of whatever's bouncing around inside their own heads

gloriae it's not at all unknown for some people to claim their religion gives them special privileges of some sort

gloriae that doesn't mean it does

JoeVance It kind of hard to avoid the religious thing  Frankly I don't know whether its not moral to kick them off the equipment - and I dont care

gloriae why would it be hard to avoid it?  it's a gym, not a church or a seminary

gloriae religious doctrines are not overtly relevant in a gym

gloriae I think your rule of thumb is a good one: you make guys do as they're told, no exceptions

gloriae that's part of keeping peace in a gym

gloriae whoever's in position to peacefully exercise authority in the gym must continue to do so

gloriae if they won't behave as they should, out with them

gloriae I mean, this is kindergarten stuff

JoeVance They make out that theyre being treated hard and unfair  Your telling me what I really know  I justy wanted a knockdown dragem out argument

gloriae some people need to relearn things

* gloriae looks around for someone with whom JoeVance can argue

gloriae what, you thought someone here would defend their position?

gloriae they're presumptuous, rude, ignorant and immature

JoeVance You got me wrong

gloriae they need to grow up

JoeVance I mean to use when i talk to them

gloriae ah

gloriae it's a mistake to argue with them on their terms

gloriae so don't

gloriae they're free to work out at a different gym if they don't like the situation in yours

gloriae what you need is for them to stop demanding privileges that aren't theirs to have

* gloriae shrugs and AFKs for a bit

JoeVance I weigh like 235 - these guys are like about 160  I have to be kind and reasonable 

gloriae they should also use the time, while they're waiting for their turns to use the equipment, to study what the more experienced guys are doing

gloriae they shouldn't just hang around gossiping and griping

gloriae they should be studying proper form as well as comportment in the gym

gloriae guys are the same as girls in this respect, they need someone to model and enforce good behavior

JoeVance Hey sorry I though you had gone

JoeVance I'm going to think about what you just said for a while

gloriae ok :D

JoeVance You're some clever chick - I don't often get to talk to clever people

gloriae I come and go, I'm listening to the Jazz Sebastian Bach CD of the Swingle Singers

gloriae thanks

JoeVance do you like guys with muscles - just askin

gloriae I have nothing particularly against people with muscles

JoeVance and nothing for,  i guess

JoeVance what does comportment mean? 

JoeVance I like to learn new words   Gives me some ammunition

gloriae comportment means how one behaves oneself in general

gloriae how one presents oneself when among others

JoeVance Thank you

gloriae you're welcome :)

Session Start: Sun Jun 01 00:15:30 2003

Session Ident: #mensa

* Now talking in #mensa

* Topic is 'MacKinzi- MacKinzi- may go scare up his wife for a nooner'

* Set by Skyman on Sat May 31 22:43:44

* kdb wonders how he can be so hot in ENGLAND

kdb hmm it's my sister's party tomorrow

JoeVance Do you need a male stripper?

gloriae what was our male stripper who just left

barkgrrrl is there one available?

gloriae but I suppose more than one is nice :D

gloriae are you here to audition?

JoeVance Sorry gloriae a guy has to earn a living

barkgrrrl i thought swish was our stripper

gloriae mackenzi's done the most of it here

Teratogen swish is a swisher!

gloriae but that was before barkgrrrl's time

`core hey, who lives in seattle

`core i need someone that i can give money to for alcohol

Teratogen nude mensanstrippers from Mars!

JoeVance Swish?  I ain't that sort of male stripper!

`core i wanted to become a girl for many years

`core i even went to counseling for it

`core so that i could begin hormone therapy

HellSap lol

JoeLlama the doctors removed this kids testical without permission

Teratogen oh, I remember that one

Teratogen PBS special?

JoeLlama it's on TLC

JoeVance Man you need to make some more testosterone

Teratogen that was in the 1950s

JoeLlama just sick

`core sick?

JoeLlama no more recently

`core so youre a biggot?

JoeLlama they have to give him testosterone now :(

JoeLlama that doctor should be shot in the nutz

JoeVance I'm big, but I ain't no biggot

Teratogen are you a bugger?

JoeLlama some doctors are idiots

`core some people are idiots

JoeVance what's a bugger?

`core one who molests

`core you retard

kdb bugger

kdb is a verb

kdb to anally penetrate

JoeLlama run out of business

`core it's both

JoeVance meaning?

JoeLlama removed from the medical community

kdb well in slang terms anyway

JoeLlama license revoked

`core indeed

gloriae that's bugger-er

gloriae actually

`core indeed

* `core is wrong

gloriae one who buggers

`core was

JoeLlama hungry now :) bbl

kdb yeh that's why i said bugger was a verb

JoeVance Does bugger apply to men only?

kdb yes

`core no

kdb only men have penises

kdb i believe

`core oh, as the buggerers

JoeVance So you can't bugger a woman?

`core but a girl can be buggered

gloriae no, a woman can't bugger

gloriae without some sort of prosthesis

kdb yeh you can

`core what do i have to live for

kdb a woman cannot bugger

kdb r

kdb but can be buggerred

kdb lol gloriae

`core thank-you, youre 10 minutes late, kdb

Teratogen love

kdb i think gloriae articulating prosthetic penetration made my day

gloriae :D

gloriae I live just a few blocks from a Good Vibrations store, what can I say

Teratogen cool =D

kdb heh

Teratogen gloriae++

kdb oh that's good

kdb the good vibrations store

barkgrrrl zoom zoom zoom

JoeVance A few blocks?  No good in an emergency

gloriae I don't have such emergencies ;)

* kdb giggles

gloriae you're very funny

* kdb wishes he had such emergencies

JoeVance Well I dunno what you got in the drawer by your bed

kdb who's funny

kdb i think everyone is in a humerous mood right now

kdb it's happy hour at #mensa

Teratogen grab it if you want =)

gloriae nail clippers, calling cards, dollar bills for bus far, chapstick ;

gloriae fare*

gloriae for when I want to take the bus in my sleep

JoeVance go on

Ila Mama don't take my kodachrome

JoeVance unless you wanna tell me in private

kdb i get around was my favourite beach boys song

kdb sweet dreams

gloriae nope, I don't go private with people

JoeVance too bad i was hoping you did

kdb hmmm

kdb lol

kdb my msn is having a bad reacting to the heat i think

JoeVance You're an interesting female, gloriae

gloriae this is true

Ila Interesting that you've pointed out female

Ila rather

Ila that she is female

kdb haha

gloriae Ila's an interesting female, too, and so is Miriel

gloriae this isn't a whorehouse though :)

Ila heheh

Ila Wow

* kdb wonders

kdb i want a bucket of water thrown over my head

kdb NEW fleetwood mac song

JoeVance I already got a whorehouse

kdb ?

JoeVance Okay - I'm jest fooling

JoeVance I keep getting urged to get a webcam

gloriae what's stopping you?

JoeVance Nothing I suppose  Fixing it up, maybe

gloriae they're pretty cheap and simple these days, as I understand it

gloriae though I've never tried to set one up

gloriae so I can't speak from experience

JoeVance I'm kind of worried about what they expect me to do  That's the real story

gloriae I've seen some webcam shots that I wouldn't recommend to anyone

gloriae I'm not into that scene so my opinion is doofus anyway

Ulfalizer JoeVance: i'd take it as a compliment if someone urged me to get a webcam

JoeVance And I don't want any guys looking at me   Thats another point

JoeVance With stripping and parties and such, I'm in control

JoeVance Never do it with customers, that's the rule

gloriae good rule

JoeVance The older women are the most problem  They claw at you a bit

* gloriae even if you don't invite it?  I don't know stripper etiquette

JoeVance They grab at you  They got long nails You have to give 'em what they want, as much as you can figure out what they want

JoeVance come back on that one, gloriae

gloriae hey

gloriae oh well

* gloriae considers making a strawberry omelette for tonight's dinner

jss- that sounds horrendous

JoeVance I'd love to join you

* kdb never tried a sweet omelette possibly a good thing

gloriae as cheddar cheese is delicious on hot apples or pears, I wonder how it is on strawberries

kdb good god

JoeVance Pepper on strawberries

cheerlady that sounds disgusting

cheerlady cheddar cheese on hot apples and pears

kdb experimental cooking

JoeVance Cheese with apple pie or fruit cake  Leastwise thats what I like

kdb hmm my brother bribed his way to my dvd player with slices of pizza

kdb wonder if he's still there

gloriae sharp cheddar melted on top of hot apple pie is delicious

gloriae cold sharp cheddar and cold apple slices are delicious, too

JoeVance I'll go for it - When?

gloriae that's a beautiful map

kdb right time to sleep

gloriae as- put up another shot of it, too

kdb sister's party tomorrow

gloriae have fun tomorrow, kdb :)

kdb i'll try

kdb thanks,goodnight

* kdb has quit IRC (one man with a gun can control 100 without one)

JoeVance gloriae - I am so very disappointed in you - after all that we've been to each other

Ila Huh?

gloriae ?

* JoeVance is now known as SirOracle

* You were kicked from #mensa by |PythonS| (banned: oracle)

Session Close: Sun Jun 01 02:34:35 2003