Arryana's Philosophy of Life

show of hands, who thinks i'm the most marvelous person they know?

it's not my fault if im irredeemable.

i, personally, believe child abusers and rapists should be lobotomized and castrated, then used as a slave labor force.

if you cant deal with arrogance, you're going to spend a lot of your life being annoyed.

its silly to own a security blanket if you can part with it long enough to wash it more than once every few years

i SO love having everyone's buttons to push.

you're exalted enough to be benevolent and can cope with my perfection in every way

the poor creature is just bent out of shape because im universally adored, i think

if i go to town on you, i'll actually hurt your feelings and you'll become irrevocably resentful.

you bully on the channel and you're gonna dance with me

i can mop the floor with you any time i like. ive been trying to spare you that