In Which gloriae meets Joe Vance, Male Stripper

Session Start: Sat May 31
Session Ident: #Theology

* Now talking in#Theology

* Topic is 'Polite Debate - No profanity'

* Set by Dove-Cat!rainbow@sshsh on Tue May 20 20:59:00

JoeVance Anybody talking?

JoeVance I got an issue with some religious guys
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JoeVance It dropped me - did anybody answer?
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gloriae nope

gloriae what's your issue with some religious guys?  and who are they?

gloriae there's always wwwreligionisfortheweakcom :)

JoeVance Good Hello gloriae, I'm Joe Vance

gloriae so I see

JoeVance Are you friendly?  I don't want to bother you

gloriae I don't know

gloriae I'm loafing, if that helps any

gloriae you're not interrupting anything I'm doing

JoeVance There's these guys who come in the gym - they're not like anybody important because a lot of us have been training years

JoeVance Who knows whether they're going to stick at it?

JoeVance The hard guys who train a lot like me take the equipment first  It's the rule Its not in any rule book but that's what we do

gloriae ah

DivineOb this has something to do with religion?

JoeVance The new guys are raising religion as an issue

gloriae and these guys don't know the gym subculture yet

JoeVance Right

gloriae aside from religion

JoeVance They're telling is that it's not Christian to make them take a back seat

gloriae hahahaha

gloriaewell, they clearly don't understand how to apply Christ's teachings to the situation

gloriae are they just being annoying or are they actually seriously disrupting the gym?

JoeVance If anybody else says that we just make them do as their told

gloriae sohow are these guys different that you don't just make them do as they're told?

gloriae it's quite usual for the young and inexperienced to challenge the older and more experienced even when they're not equipped to compete with them as peers

gloriae it's part of being young and foolish

gloriae biting off more than one can chew, etc

JoeVance I dont want to argue about religion - but I dont want to say - look stuff it

gloriae you can try remaining calm and repeating the simplest guidelines that the gym regulars follow

gloriae patient repetition is essential in any kind of education

gloriae and these guys need to learn how to behave properly in that setting

gloriae eventually they'll start to hear you instead of whatever's bouncing around inside their own heads

gloriae it's not at all unknown for some people to claim their religion gives them special privileges of some sort

gloriae that doesn't mean it does

JoeVance It kind of hard to avoid the religious thing  Frankly I don't know whether its not moral to kick them off the equipment - and I dont care

gloriae why would it be hard to avoid it?  it's a gym, not a church or a seminary

gloriae religious doctrines are not overtly relevant in a gym

gloriae I think your rule of thumb is a good one: you make guys do as they're told, no exceptions

gloriae that's part of keeping peace in a gym

gloriae whoever's in position to peacefully exercise authority in the gym must continue to do so

gloriae if they won't behave as they should, out with them

gloriae I mean, this is kindergarten stuff

JoeVance They make out that theyre being treated hard and unfair  Your telling me what I really know  I justy wanted a knockdown dragem out argument

gloriae some people need to relearn things

* gloriae looks around for someone with whom JoeVance can argue

gloriae what, you thought someone here would defend their position?

gloriae they're presumptuous, rude, ignorant and immature

JoeVance You got me wrong

gloriae they need to grow up

JoeVance I mean to use when i talk to them

gloriae ah

gloriae it's a mistake to argue with them on their terms

gloriae so don't

gloriae they're free to work out at a different gym if they don't like the situation in yours

gloriae what you need is for them to stop demanding privileges that aren't theirs to have

* gloriae shrugs and AFKs for a bit

JoeVance I weigh like 235 - these guys are like about 160  I have to be kind and reasonable 

gloriae they should also use the time, while they're waiting for their turns to use the equipment, to study what the more experienced guys are doing

gloriae they shouldn't just hang around gossiping and griping

gloriae they should be studying proper form as well as comportment in the gym

gloriae guys are the same as girls in this respect, they need someone to model and enforce good behavior

JoeVance Hey sorry I though you had gone

JoeVance I'm going to think about what you just said for a while

gloriae ok :D

JoeVance You're some clever chick - I don't often get to talk to clever people

gloriae I come and go, I'm listening to the Jazz Sebastian Bach CD of the Swingle Singers

gloriae thanks

JoeVance do you like guys with muscles - just askin

gloriae I have nothing particularly against people with muscles

JoeVance and nothing for,  i guess

JoeVance what does comportment mean? 

JoeVance I like to learn new words   Gives me some ammunition

gloriae comportment means how one behaves oneself in general

gloriae how one presents oneself when among others

JoeVance Thank you

gloriae you're welcome :)

Session Start: Sun Jun 01 00:15:30 2003

Session Ident: #mensa

* Now talking in #mensa

* Topic is 'MacKinzi- MacKinzi- may go scare up his wife for a nooner'

* Set by Skyman on Sat May 31 22:43:44

* kdb wonders how he can be so hot in ENGLAND

kdb hmm it's my sister's party tomorrow

JoeVance Do you need a male stripper?

gloriae what was our male stripper who just left

barkgrrrl is there one available?

gloriae but I suppose more than one is nice :D

gloriae are you here to audition?

JoeVance Sorry gloriae a guy has to earn a living

barkgrrrl i thought swish was our stripper

gloriae mackenzi's done the most of it here

Teratogen swish is a swisher!

gloriae but that was before barkgrrrl's time

`core hey, who lives in seattle

`core i need someone that i can give money to for alcohol

Teratogen nude mensanstrippers from Mars!

JoeVance Swish?  I ain't that sort of male stripper!

`core i wanted to become a girl for many years

`core i even went to counseling for it

`core so that i could begin hormone therapy

HellSap lol

JoeLlama the doctors removed this kids testical without permission

Teratogen oh, I remember that one

Teratogen PBS special?

JoeLlama it's on TLC

JoeVance Man you need to make some more testosterone

Teratogen that was in the 1950s

JoeLlama just sick

`core sick?

JoeLlama no more recently

`core so youre a biggot?

JoeLlama they have to give him testosterone now :(

JoeLlama that doctor should be shot in the nutz

JoeVance I'm big, but I ain't no biggot

Teratogen are you a bugger?

JoeLlama some doctors are idiots

`core some people are idiots

JoeVance what's a bugger?

`core one who molests

`core you retard

kdb bugger

kdb is a verb

kdb to anally penetrate

JoeLlama run out of business

`core it's both

JoeVance meaning?

JoeLlama removed from the medical community

kdb well in slang terms anyway

JoeLlama license revoked

`core indeed

gloriae that's bugger-er

gloriae actually

`core indeed

* `core is wrong

gloriae one who buggers

`core was

JoeLlama hungry now :) bbl

kdb yeh that's why i said bugger was a verb

JoeVance Does bugger apply to men only?

kdb yes

`core no

kdb only men have penises

kdb i believe

`core oh, as the buggerers

JoeVance So you can't bugger a woman?

`core but a girl can be buggered

gloriae no, a woman can't bugger

gloriae without some sort of prosthesis

kdb yeh you can

`core what do i have to live for

kdb a woman cannot bugger

kdb r

kdb but can be buggerred

kdb lol gloriae

`core thank-you, youre 10 minutes late, kdb

Teratogen love

kdb i think gloriae articulating prosthetic penetration made my day

gloriae :D

gloriae I live just a few blocks from a Good Vibrations store, what can I say

Teratogen cool =D

kdb heh

Teratogen gloriae++

kdb oh that's good

kdb the good vibrations store

barkgrrrl zoom zoom zoom

JoeVance A few blocks?  No good in an emergency

gloriae I don't have such emergencies ;)

* kdb giggles

gloriae you're very funny

* kdb wishes he had such emergencies

JoeVance Well I dunno what you got in the drawer by your bed

kdb who's funny

kdb i think everyone is in a humerous mood right now

kdb it's happy hour at #mensa

Teratogen grab it if you want =)

gloriae nail clippers, calling cards, dollar bills for bus far, chapstick ;

gloriae fare*

gloriae for when I want to take the bus in my sleep

JoeVance go on

Ila Mama don't take my kodachrome

JoeVance unless you wanna tell me in private

kdb i get around was my favourite beach boys song

kdb sweet dreams

gloriae nope, I don't go private with people

JoeVance too bad i was hoping you did

kdb hmmm

kdb lol

kdb my msn is having a bad reacting to the heat i think

JoeVance You're an interesting female, gloriae

gloriae this is true

Ila Interesting that you've pointed out female

Ila rather

Ila that she is female

kdb haha

gloriae Ila's an interesting female, too, and so is Miriel

gloriae this isn't a whorehouse though :)

Ila heheh

Ila Wow

* kdb wonders

kdb i want a bucket of water thrown over my head

kdb NEW fleetwood mac song

JoeVance I already got a whorehouse

kdb ?

JoeVance Okay - I'm jest fooling

JoeVance I keep getting urged to get a webcam

gloriae what's stopping you?

JoeVance Nothing I suppose  Fixing it up, maybe

gloriae they're pretty cheap and simple these days, as I understand it

gloriae though I've never tried to set one up

gloriae so I can't speak from experience

JoeVance I'm kind of worried about what they expect me to do  That's the real story

gloriae I've seen some webcam shots that I wouldn't recommend to anyone

gloriae I'm not into that scene so my opinion is doofus anyway

Ulfalizer JoeVance: i'd take it as a compliment if someone urged me to get a webcam

JoeVance And I don't want any guys looking at me   Thats another point

JoeVance With stripping and parties and such, I'm in control

JoeVance Never do it with customers, that's the rule

gloriae good rule

JoeVance The older women are the most problem  They claw at you a bit

* gloriae even if you don't invite it?  I don't know stripper etiquette

JoeVance They grab at you  They got long nails You have to give 'em what they want, as much as you can figure out what they want

JoeVance come back on that one, gloriae

gloriae hey

gloriae oh well

* gloriae considers making a strawberry omelette for tonight's dinner

jss- that sounds horrendous

JoeVance I'd love to join you

* kdb never tried a sweet omelette possibly a good thing

gloriae as cheddar cheese is delicious on hot apples or pears, I wonder how it is on strawberries

kdb good god

JoeVance Pepper on strawberries

cheerlady that sounds disgusting

cheerlady cheddar cheese on hot apples and pears

kdb experimental cooking

JoeVance Cheese with apple pie or fruit cake  Leastwise thats what I like

kdb hmm my brother bribed his way to my dvd player with slices of pizza

kdb wonder if he's still there

gloriae sharp cheddar melted on top of hot apple pie is delicious

gloriae cold sharp cheddar and cold apple slices are delicious, too

JoeVance I'll go for it - When?

gloriae that's a beautiful map

kdb right time to sleep

gloriae as- put up another shot of it, too

kdb sister's party tomorrow

gloriae have fun tomorrow, kdb :)

kdb i'll try

kdb thanks,goodnight

* kdb has quit IRC (one man with a gun can control 100 without one)

JoeVance gloriae - I am so very disappointed in you - after all that we've been to each other

Ila Huh?

gloriae ?

* JoeVance is now known as SirOracle

* You were kicked from #mensa by |PythonS| (banned: oracle)

Session Close: Sun Jun 01 02:34:35 2003